Picture Of The Day: Confused
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Aug 142011
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Jun 162011
A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada, both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer when all of a sudden a moose popped up in front of them. It was so unexpected, neither of them had a chance to fire.
The Scotsman was shaken. “Hoot mon, wit in blazes was that?!”
“That was a moose,” the Canadian replied.
“What are ye saying, lad? A moose? Good Lord, I’d hate to see yer rats!”
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May 282011
The Drunk Scotsman
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Mar 142011
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Jan 252011
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, “Spit it out you greedy little bastard! Spit it out!”