A teacher in a political science class asked the students, “Who is the most powerful person in the US?”
A student answered, “The First Pet?”
The teacher then asked, “Why?”
The student explained, “Because, the president kneels before him, talks to him, listens to him, follows him, prefers him to office staff, looks after his well being before the voters’, cancels/defers official duties in favor of him, and boards Air Force One first.”
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said “Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull”.
“How disgusting” said the teacher “I am sure your father could have done that”
“No ma’m, he couldn’t have” said the little sod “It has to be the Bull”.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
