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Joke Of The Day: Lipstick Lesson

Rubber Chicken According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators…

 

 

Jokes Political

Joke Of The Day: Hillary Primary School Q And A

Rubber Chicken One day Senator Hillary Clinton went to a primary school in New York to
talk about the world.

Hillary droned-on for about an hour, followed with a Q and A session one little boy raised his hand.

The Senator asks him what his name is. “Kenneth”

“And what is your question, Kenneth?”

“I have three questions:

First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

And, Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?”

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the children that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, “Okay where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

“Larry”

“And what is your question, Larry?”

“I have five questions:

First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth – why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And, Fifth – what happened to Kenneth…?

 

 

Information Political

Michelle Obama Announces Ban On Advertising Junk Food In Schools

Michelle Obama Announces Ban On Advertising Junk Food In Schools

Michelle Obama Announces Ban On Advertising Junk Food In Schools

She doesn’t have this sort of power.

It’s way past time to take this country back from these Banana Republic assholes!

From Breitbart:

On February 25, Michelle Obama announced new rules banning junk food companies from advertising in schools arguing that the ban brings marketing permissions in line with school health standards that apply to school foods.

Under the new rules, school gymnasium scoreboards would only be allowed to advertise the sort of foods the Obama administration deems “healthy.”

According to the Associated Press, ninety-three percent of marketing in schools is related to sugary beverages, sodas, and other drinks, and according to the USDA, soda companies spend $149 million a year on marketing to kids in schools.

The ban could mean millions of dollars eliminated from school funds.

These new rules are part of Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move!” initiative aimed at eliminating purportedly bad foods from schools and promoting healthier lifestyles.

“The idea here is simple – our classrooms should be healthy places where kids aren’t bombarded with ads for junk food, because when parents are working hard to teach their kids healthy habits at home, their work shouldn’t be undone by unhealthy messages at school,” Obama said during her announcement.

The First Lady’s ideas on what kids should be allowed to eat in schools, however, have come under heavy fire all across the nation, and the USDA has been forced to back off on some of its demands, allowing schools to make some of their own decisions.

Obama’s school lunch standards, for instance, are being rejected by schools all around the nation.

A recent Rasmussen poll found that only 18 percent of respondents felt that regulating school food was a proper role for the federal government.

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