Tag: School

Funny

School Book Best Sellers

School Book Best SellersWalking To School The First Day Back
by Misty Bus

The Day The Car Pool Forgot Me
by I. Rhoda Bike

Can’t See The Chalkboard
by Sidney Backrow

Practical Jokes I Played On The First Day Of School
by Major Crackupp

What I Dislike About Returning To School
by Mona Lott

Making It Through The First Week Of School
by Gladys Saturday

Is Life Over When Summer Ends?
by Midas Welbee

What I Love About Returning To School
by I. M. Kidding

Will Jimmy Finally Graduate?
by I. Betty Wont

What Happens When You Get Caught Skipping School
by U. Will Gettitt

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Worms

Rubber Chicken Jimmy’s chemistry teacher wanted to teach his ninth grade class a lesson on the evils of liquor so he produced a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Observe” he told his class as he began to put one of the worms in the glass of water. This worm swam about freely and looked as happy as can be.

He then put the second worm in the glass of whiskey and it to swam about for a moment but then started to shake and fell to the bottom dead.

“Now” he asked “What lesson can we learn from this experiment?”

“That’s easy,” replied Jimmy. “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”

 

 

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