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Joke Of The Day: Excuse Me
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A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, “Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?” The Saudi replied, “Excuse me, but what is a shortage?” The Russian said, “Excuse me, but what is meat?” The North Korean replied, “Excuse me, but what is an opinion?” The New Yorker replied, “Excuse me, but what is ‘excuse me?'” |
Joke Of The Day: Opinions
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.
He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker.
He asked, “Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?”
The Saudi replied, “Excuse me, but what is a shortage?”
The Russian said, “Excuse me, but what is meat?”
The North Korean replied, “Excuse me, but what is an opinion?”
The New Yorker replied, “Excuse me, but what is ‘excuse me?'”
Locks Cut At Aqueduct That Supplies Water To Boston
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign …
The Massachusetts Water Resources Authority says someone cut the locks to three hatches at one of its aqueducts in Framingham.
The incident occurred at the Hultman Aqueduct, which is one of the two lines that carry drinking water to the Greater Boston area.
The three padlocks were cut from separate access hatches located at approximately half-mile intervals along the aqueduct. Police say there is evidence of an attempt to cut a fourth lock.
State Police are investigating, though they say “there is no evidence of any crime other than vandalism.”
The MWRA says it doesn’t appear anyone tried to tamper with the water supply and there does not appear to be any contamination or changes in water quality.
Last month, State Police stepped up patrols at public water supplies after seven people were caught trespassing at the Quabbin Reservoir in Belchertown.
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