Tag: Santa Claus

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!

Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.

Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.

Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer, “Olive”?
A: Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names…”

Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.