Joke Of The Day

An African ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.

On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, “As your stay is coming to an end, it’s time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded – you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger.”

This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.

Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.

The African ambassador was impressed with the courageous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.

When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, “Now, time for you to sample our game, African roulette”. He then led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six stunning and naked women.

The African ambassador said, “These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a oral sex – take your pick”.

The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn’t see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, “Well, OK, great, but where’s the roulette part? Where’s the danger?”

With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:

“One of them’s a cannibal.”

Video Of The Day

This video by Russian vocalist Edward Hill Caramelldansen has been described as terrifying, confusing, and yet eerily beautiful, all at the same time.

Enjoy!

Joke Of The Day

There’s a Russian, a Mexican, and an American standing at the edge of a cliff and have to throw something into the ocean of what they have most in there country. The Russian takes off his long hat and says, “I have a lot of these in my country”, and throws it in. Then the Mexican goes next and takes out a taco and says, “I have a lot of these in my country”, and throws it in. Then, the American went next and thinks about what he has most in his country and grabs the Mexican and says, “I have a lot of these in my country and throws him in.”

Joke Of The Day: Russian vs. Redneck

A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal

Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said ‘Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has.

Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.’

The redneck nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, the Redneck and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening.

All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.

A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.

He couldn’t watch the inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.

His back hit the mat with a thud and the Redneck collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded.

When he finally got his wrestler alone,he asked ‘How did you ever get out of that hold ?
No one has ever done it before!’

The wrestler answered ‘Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face.. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.’

The trainer exclaimed ‘That’s what finished him off?’

‘Not really. You’d be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts!’

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