Tag: Robots
Joke Of The Day: Female Office Bot
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A man walks into RadioShack and sees that they have “The All In One Female Office Bot” now for sale!
The man walks up to the counter and asks the employee, “What is so special about that robot?” “She is an all in one. If you squeeze her left breast, she will write down anything that you say and if you squeeze the right breast, she will type anything for you.” the employee states. “I’ll take one!” the man says. A few hours later back at the RadioShack the employee gets a call from the customer who bought the all in one female office bot and simply asks, “Hey asshole, why didn’t you tell me that the spot between her legs was a pencil sharpener?” |
Joke Of The Day: The Lie Detector Robot
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A father buys a lie detector robot; it slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out on his son at supper. “Where were you last night?” “I was at the library.” robot slaps son “OK, OK,” the boy says, rubbing his arm. “I was at Jerry’s house.” “Doing what?” asks the mother. “Watching a movie. Toy Story.” robot slaps son “OK, it was porn!” cried the son. Father yells: “What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” robot slaps the father The mother laughs and says, “He certainly is your son!” robot slaps the mother |
Giant Robot Spider
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T8 is a wirelessly controlled bio-inspired octopod robot made with high resolution 3D printed parts. It uses a total of 26 motors: 3 in each leg and 2 in the abdomen. It is powered by the Bigfoot™ Inverse Kinematics Engine which performs all of the necessary calculations for smoothly controlling the motions of the robot in real time.
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