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How To

How To Of The Day: Start Your Own Religion

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Jesus Christ, Muhammad, L. Ron Hubbard – all of them started their own religion, gained hundreds of followers, and became powerful beyond belief. So why can’t you? This is Epic How To START YOUR OWN RELIGION.

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How To Start Your Own Religio

 

Political

John Wayne’s All Star Tribute To America

Looking back at this video, which I remember from way back, it is even more awesome now than ever. Can you imagine Hollywood doing something like this today?

God Bless America!

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In 1970, John Wayne hosted a variety show celebrating America’s history.

Included in the cast were the following (some were uncredited): Ann Margret , Lucille Ball, Jack Benny, Dan Blocker, Roscoe Lee Browne, George Burns, Owen Bush, James Caldwell, Glen Campbell, Johnny Cash, Roy Clark, Bing Crosby, Phyllis Diller, Edward Faulkner, Lorne Greene, Harry Hickox, Celeste Holm, Bob Hope, Kay E. Kuter, Michael Landon, Forrest Lewis, Dean Martin, Dick Martin, Ross Martin, Greg Morris, Ricky & David Nelson, Hugh O’Brian, Dan Rowan, William Shatner, Orville Sherman, Red Skelton, Tom Smothers, Leslie Uggams, Jesse Vint, John Wayne, Patrick Wayne, Dennis Weaver, Dan White, Hal Williams, The Doodletown Pipers.

The closing piece featured many of the show’s guests.

 

John Wayne's All Star Tribute To America

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Pesky Squirrels

Rubber Chicken There were five houses of religion in a small town:

The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But — The Catholic Church came up with what was thought to be the best and most effective solution. They baptized and confirmed the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday and Easter.

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they quietly took one squirrel and had a short service with him called Bris, (in which his circumcision occurred) and they haven’t seen a squirrel on the property since.

 

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Bee At A Bar Mitzvah

Rubber Chicken One day, two bees are buzzing around what’s left of a rose bush.

“How’s your summer been?” asks bee number one.

“Not too good,” says bee two. “Lotta rain, lotta cold. There aren’t enough flowers, therefore not enough pollen.”

The first bee has an idea. “Hey, why don’t you go down to the corner and hang a left? There’s a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and fruit.”

Bee two buzzes, “Thanks!” and takes off.

An hour later, the bees bump into each other again.

“How was the bar mitzvah?” asks the first bee.

“Great!” replies the second.

The first bee, however, notices a small circle on his friend’s head, and inquires, “What’s that on your head?”

“A yarmulke,” is the answer. “I didn’t want them to think I was a Wasp.”

 

 

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