Common Sense Evaluation

Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon.

Billy Bob say’s,”Ya know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as where to go.
”Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Betty Sue got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Betty Sue got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Betty Sue didn’t get pregnant again.”

Lester asks Billy Bob. ‘So what you gonna do this year that’s different?”

Billy Bob says, ‘This year I’m taking Betty Sue WITH me.”

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

“A less costly alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.”

The Alabama man said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”

“Trust me,” said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

“1”
“2”
“3”
“4”
“5”

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Ohio, West Virginia and Washington DC…..