I have no idea who these guys are, but they managed to build an 8-legged, gas-powered spider mech in their spare time. Screw NASA and DARPA – turn them over to rednecks plus Burt Rutan and we’ll have a Mars colony and Robotech in 10 years.
Tag: Rednecks
Joke Of The Day
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
“A less costly alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.”
The Alabama man said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”
“Trust me,” said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
“1”
“2”
“3”
“4”
“5”
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Ohio, West Virginia and Washington DC…..
Joke Of The Day
3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all of them with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what happened.
“The first body: A Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hench the enormous smile, Inspector.” says the coroner.
“The second body, Scotsman, 25, won thousands on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”
The Inspector asked, “What of the third person?”
“Ah” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one.
Billy Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30 struck by lightening.”
“Why is he smiling then?” asks the Inspector.
“He thought he was having his picture taken.”
Joke Of The Day
A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.
The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.
The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.
“Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”
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