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Things A Southerner Would Never Say
Things A Southerner Would Never Say:
1. Oh I just couldn’t. Hell, she’s only sixteen.
2. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
3. Duct tape won’t fix that.
4. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
5. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
6. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
7. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
8. You can’t feed that to the dog.
9. I thought Graceland was tacky.
10. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
11. Wrasslin’s fake.
12. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
13. We’re vegetarians.
14. Do you think my gut is too big?
15. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
16. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
17. Who’s Richard Petty?
18. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
19. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
20. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
Joke Of The Day
Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon.
Billy Bob say’s,”Ya know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as where to go.
”Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Betty Sue got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Betty Sue got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Betty Sue didn’t get pregnant again.”
Lester asks Billy Bob. ‘So what you gonna do this year that’s different?”
Billy Bob says, ‘This year I’m taking Betty Sue WITH me.”
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