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Joke Of The Day: Redneck At Your Workplace

Rubber ChickenHow can you tell if there is a redneck at your workplace?

1. He calls the mouse a critter.

2. He has a gun-rack mounted on the CPU.

3. His password is bubba.

4. He puts a Dale Earnhardt sticker on Windows 95.

5. You will find whiskey stains on outgoing faxes.

6. His printer is very slow as he doesn’t read very fast.

7. He installs Dodge truck parts in the extra RAM slots of his PC.

8. You’ll find that the menus all have Black Label, Old Milwaukee and Bud options.

9. His monitor is up on blocks.

10. You find a skoal can in the CD-ROM.

 

 

Amusing Information

Phil Robertson On Happiness

Words of wisdom from Phil Robertson to his grandson.

Enjoy!

Phil Robertson loves to be happy and loves to pursue happiness. Phil finds happiness in killing, skinning, plucking then eating his food. He also gives his grandson some food for thought, which is marry a woman that knows how to cook.

 

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The Tiny Cabin

A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to Mountains of West Virginia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

“Anybody home?” she asked.

“Yep,” came a kid’s voice through the door.

“Is your father there?” asked the social worker.

“Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,” said the kid.

“Well, is your mother there?” persisted the social worker.

“Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,” said the kid.

“But,” protested the social worker, “are you never together as a family?”

“Sure, but not here,” said the kid through the door. “This is the outhouse!”

Government workers are so very smart. Aren’t you overjoyed that they’ll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas?

 

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