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Joke Of The Day: The Tiny Cabin

Rubber Chicken A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.

Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. ‘Anybody home?’ she asked.

‘Yep,’ came a kid’s voice through the door.

‘Is your father there?’ asked the social worker.

‘Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,’ said the kid.

‘Well, is your mother there?’ persisted the social worker.

‘Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,’ said the kid.

‘But,’ protested the social worker, ‘are you never together as a family?’

‘Sure, but not here,’ said the kid through the door. ‘This is the Outhouse!’

(Government workers are so smart)

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: Something Wrong With The Outhouse

Rubber Chicken An old couple, who have been married for a long, long time, are living way out in the country. One day, the wife says to the husband, “There’s something wrong with the outhouse. You need to go out and fix it.”

The husband responds, “What are you talking about, woman? There’s nothing in an outhouse except walls, a roof, a door, and a seat with a hole in it. What could possibly need to be fixed… there’s nothing that can break!”

The wife responds, “Just go out there, and you’ll see what needs to be fixed.”

The man goes out to the outhouse, and goes inside. He can’t see anything that’s broken. He shouts to his wife, “Woman, what are you talking about? There’s nothing broken in here!”

She responds, “Just stick your head in the hole and you’ll see what the problem is.”

The man shouts, “I’m not going to stick my head in there!”

“Just stick your head in there!” she shouts back.

The man sticks his head down the hole, and immediately screams, “Ouch! My beard got stuck in a crack in the wood!”

The wife answers, “Hurts, doesn’t it?”

 

 

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