Tag: Rednecks
Joke Of The Day: Redneck Magic Trick
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A Black guy and a Redneck go into a pastry shop.
The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice. The black guy says to the redneck: “You see how clever black people are? You rednecks can never beat that!” The redneck says to the black guy: “Any redneck is smarter than any black guy. Watch this and I’ll prove it to ya.” He says to the baker, “Give me a cookie, I’ll show you a magic trick!” The baker gives him the cookie, which the redneck promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: “Give me another cookie for my magic trick.” The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again: “Give me one more cookie…” The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. The redneck eats this one too. Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: “And where is your famous magic trick?” The redneck says, “Look in the black guy’s pocket! |
Joke Of The Day: Media Bias
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Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. “A brave New Yorker saves friend from vicious animal”, he starts writing in his notebook. “But I’m not from New York” the boy replies. “I’m visiting from Kentucky!” The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Redneck bastard kills family pet”. |
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