Redneck ingenuity at it’s finest.
Enjoy!
There’s a famous saying online that goes “if it’s stupid, and works, it’s not stupid.” That line certainly applies to this homemade margarita machine. The giant, 10 gallon ‘red neck’ machine is made out of two water coolers and a 1.5 horse power garbage disposal.
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A hunky redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was going to give birth. He waited.
Later, the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys.” The redneck said, “I’m not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney.” The nurse replied, “You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black.” |
