The Rat Trap

The Rat Trap

A Simple Lesson

A rat looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. What food might it contain? He was aghast to discover that it was a rat trap. Retreating to the farmyard, the rat proclaimed the warning; “There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!”

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, “Excuse me, Mr. Rat, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.”

The rat turned to the pig and told him, “There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!” “I am so very sorry Mr. Rat,” sympathized the pig, “but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured that you are in my prayers.”

The rat turned to the cow. She said, “Like wow, Mr. Rat. Rat traps. I am in grave danger. Duh?”

So the rat returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer’s rat trap alone. That very night, a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a rat trap catching its prey. The farmer’s wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer’s wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital. She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup’s main ingredient. His wife’s sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer’s wife did not get well. She died, and so many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat.

So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when there is a rat trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.

How Rats Climb Up Toilets

Just imagine… you’re sitting on the toilet, perhaps with a copy of your favorite newspaper or magazine, maybe even doing a crossword puzzle… you reach for the toilet paper roll as nature takes its course, when suddenly, you feel a sharp bite right on the ass, you scream, jump up and stare down into the eyes of a massive, hairy brown RAT.

Enjoy!

How to Keep Rats From Coming Out of Your Toilet

Norway rats, commonly known as sewer rats, are brown rats that live in sewer systems. They are most active at night as they search for food. They need water to survive, but the sewers provide that, especially since they are good swimmers. These rats can emerge from your toilet and run around your house until they find any sort of food. Even garbage or scraps in your kitchen sink can attract sewer rats.

Instructions

1 Keep all the toilet lids in your home down whenever they are not in use.

2 Squirt some dishwashing liquid around the inside of the toilet bowl quickly, if you spot a rat in there. Close the lid and flush the toilet to get rid of the pest. The soap will make the porcelain slippery so the rat can’t climb out and enter your house.

3 Put away all foodstuffs from your kitchen area so they don’t attract sewer rats. Even fruit or loaves of bread on countertops can attract them. Don’t leave pet food out either.

4 Pour a cup of household bleach into your kitchen sink drain, then add a kettle full of boiling water. Do this once or twice a month to clean bits of food out of the drain.

Source…

Somewhere in San Francisco… this happened.

Renters of this apartment were trying to figure out how the rats were getting inside.

 

How Rats Come Out Of A Toilet

 

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Incredible Rat Tricks

Who knew rats could do tricks?

 

Next year, in January my high school gives us a month off to become a free intern in a field of my choice. I am desperately searching for a company that trains animals for film that would be willing to take me. If you are connected or know of any companies in the USA please contact me.

Clicker training: Clicker training is simply a method of training. “Think of it as a Reinforcement noise. The trainer makes it at the moment the trick is completed, it informs the animal that “You did the trick, well done.” The animal then learns to perform the trick in the way that it did just before it heard that sound, and the sound again reinforces that it’s repeated the trick successfully” -Gutsph

Here’s an article about me and my girls in The New York Post!
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national

I brought Nami and Pepper home about 8 months ago, they were both adults. When I got them, I had no idea that they could be taught tricks. Now I’ve done loads of training with them. Nami (the white one) is a much faster learner then Pepper which is why she know more advanced tricks. Pepper is a bit on the slow side, but I love her just as much!

Amazing Rat Tricks

Enjoy!

A short video showcasing a handful of incredible rat tricks performed by my five talented rats:

Suki (Brown Agouti Berkshire Dumbo Rat)
Famous (Pink-Eyed Himalayan Top-Eared Rat)
Raven (Black Variegated Berkshire Dumbo Rat)
Shadow (Black Mismarked Irish Top-Eared Rat)
Paris (Russian Blue Berkshire Dumbo Rat)

 

Joke Of The Day: From Mice To Lawyers

Rubber ChickenAt a convention of biological scientists, one prominent researcher remarked to another, “Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?”

“Really?” the other researcher replied. “Why did you switch?”

“Well, for three reasons. First, we found that lawyers are far more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don’t get so attached to them. And third, there are some things even a rat won’t do.”
 

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