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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter asks, ‘Male or female?’ The customer says, ‘Female.’ The counter guy asks, ‘Black or white? The customer says, ‘White.’ The counter guy asks, ‘Christian or Muslim?’ The customer says, ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’ The counter guy says, ‘The Muslim one blows itself up.’
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Police say they are searching for a Hispanic man wearing black who was last seen walking toward Interstate 5. It wasn’t clear if more than one gunman was involved.
“Hispanic”? Hmmmmmmm… bet he shouted “Allahu Akbar” before he pulled the trigger.
Washington State Patrol spokesman Sgt. Mark Francis said police were searching for a Hispanic man wearing black and armed with a rifle who was last seen walking toward Interstate 5 near the Cascade Mall in Burlington.
“Stay indoors, stay secure,” Francis said at a news conference.
The male victim was airlifted to a Seattle hospital with critical injuries. Washington State Patrol Trooper Heather Axtman told “Fox & Friends” Saturday morning that the man had died.
Authorities initially said four people were killed, then said three were dead, before revising the number again late Friday. Francis said the number fluctuated as authorities searched the 434,000-square-foot mall. The sergeant said the victims were shot in the makeup department of the mall’s Macy’s store at approximately 7 p.m. local time.
