Tag: Racism
Tyrone
None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “Youre driving me insane, Tyrone”.
One day Tyrone ‘s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Tyrone, working as a janitor in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!
Don’t tell me you thought the story was about how Tyrone became a heart-surgeon.
Obama: “I Consider Myself An Honorary Italian Because I Love All Things Italian”
Mulunyan. :lol:
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: As I said before, I’m not lucky enough to have any Italian ancestry that I know of, but — but I consider myself an honorary Italian, because I love all things Italian, and the United States would not be what we are, or who we are, without the contributions of generations of Italian-Americans.
‘That’s Not Racist, You Idiot’: Jay Leno Ridicules ‘Politically Correct’ College Kids
Thank you, Jay! Political Correctness is a poison to muzzle people and prevent them from their right to freedom of speech.
https://youtu.be/CeIH6PABg5o
It’s refreshing how Jay Leno has let his inner conservative loose since his (coerced) retirement from The Tonight Show. He has repeatedly ridiculed liberalsm and political correctness in recent months. And last night’s appearance on Late Night With Seth Myers was no exception.
Leno asserted that “college kids” these days have no idea what actual racism is.
The legendary personality recalled an instance where a Tonight Show intern offered to pick up his lunch, but somehow ended up accusing him of being “racist.”
Here’s how Leno tells the story:
“College kids now are so politically correct. I mean, to the point where — I’ll give you an example, we had interns at the show, college interns. Like, the last year of the show, one of the interns comes and says, ‘Mr. Leno, I’m getting lunch. what do you want?’ I said, ‘I don’t know, where are you going?’ He said, ‘we’re getting Mexican.’ I said, ‘I don’t really like Mexican.’ He goes, ‘whoa, that’s kind of racist.’ That’s not racist.”
“No, being anti-guacamole is not racist, okay?” Leno said. “You have no idea what racism is. That’s not racist, you idiot! You moron.”
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