Shoe Laces

Shoe Laces

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”

“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.

“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”

“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.

“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”

 

Joke Of The Day: Green Thumbs

Rubber Chicken A boy asks his father “Why do they say gardeners have green thumbs, when their thumbs aren’t green?”

The dad replies “It’s just a saying, son. It’s like when somebody is caught stealing, they say they have been caught ‘red handed’, even though their hands are actually black.”

 

 

 

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