Mar 132013
Joke Of The Day: A Good Memory
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Mar 132013
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard.
Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle.
“Why did you do that?” the giraffe asks.
“When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason,” the elephant replied.
“Wow! You must have a good memory!” exclaimed the giraffe.
“Yep!” said the elephant. “I’ve got Turtle-Recall.”
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Mar 082013
Joke Of The Day: Would I!
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Feb 182013
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.
He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.
He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance.
“Would you like to dance with me?”he asked.
She replied “Would I!”, and he sneered and told her,”BIG NOSE!”