Joke Of The Day: Bag Boy

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Oct 192013
 

Rubber ChickenThis guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for five years.

One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines, and the bag boy is really excited and asks the manager if he can work the juice machines.

The manager says no.

The bagger says, “But I’ve been working here for five years. Why can’t I run the juice machines?”

The manager answers, “I’m sorry, son, but baggers can’t be juicers.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Family Of Skunks

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Oct 022013
 

Rubber ChickenA family of skunks was trapped in a thicket, surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer.

The Mother skunk calmly instructed her young: “Quickly children, let’s put our heads together!”

After they obeyed, forming a circle, she continued, “Now—Let us spray!”