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A man dressed up as a baby horse, and made a complete foal of himself.
I wanted to buy a half a rabbit, but the butcher didn’t want to split hares. I have kleptomania. When it gets bad I take something for it. I wanted to learn how to make ice-cream, so I started attending sundae school. The trouble with skunks is that they don’t have common scents. Cardboard belts are a waist of paper.
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