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Joke Of The Day: Fat Psychic

July 28, 2017May 9, 2017 gags

Q: What do you call a fat psychic?

A: A four chin teller.

Amusing Information

June 21, 2017April 3, 2017 gags

Jokes

February 1, 2017November 18, 2016 gags

A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog said, “That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”

“No,” said the psychic, “Next term–in her biology class.”

Jokes Political

September 3, 2016September 2, 2016 gags

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: “Prepare yourself for widowhood … Your husband is about to die a violent death.”

Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: “Will I be acquitted?”

Jokes Political

October 20, 2014December 29, 2016 gags

Barack Hussein Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”

“Which one?'” Obama asks nervously.

“It doesn’t matter,” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”

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