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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it! We’re closed… |
Tag: Prostitution
Joke Of The Day: The Quickie
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A man is walking home one night when he spots a woman in the shadows.
“Quick fun just $20” she whispers seductively as he gets to her. He’d never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell? It’s been awhile, he’s running early, and it’s only $20. So he steps into the bushes with her and very soon, they’re going at it. Suddenly a light flashes on them — it’s a cop. “What’s going on here?” asks the officer. “I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.” “Well,” said the man, “neither did I, until you shined that light in her face.” |
Joke Of The Day
A Dedicated Teamsters Union Worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”
“No,'”she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”
“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'”she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”
The man asked, “And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”
“That’s more like it!” the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.
“I’d like her,” he said.
“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.'”
Joke Of The Day
Bill Clinton is put before the judge’s bench because he is on trial for paying a prostitute for sex. “How do you plead?” asks the judge.
“Not Guilty, your honor.”
Showing him a videotape of the alleged act, the prosecutor responds, “How can you possibly convince the court of your innocence, if we have both the sex act, plus your subsequent payment to the alleged prostitute right here on tape?”
“Easy,” says Clinton, “I’ll admit to the court that although I wasn’t engaged in an act of prostitution, I was committing another ’heinous’ crime, gambling.”
“Gambling?” responds the prosecutor, “How so?”
“Well you see,” answers Clinton, “I went up to the young lady earlier that night as she was working in a topless bar and said to her, ’I’ll bet you $200 that you don’t get to have sex with me tonight’. That videotape is just footage of me losing the bet!”
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