Joke Of The Day: Two Prostitutes

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Jun 152015
 
Rubber Chicken Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes — $50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: Jesus Saves

One of the prostitutes asks the officer, “How come you don’t stop them?!”

“Well, that’s a little different,” the officer smiled. “Their sign pertains to religion.”

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter — $50.00

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Chinese Vitality

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Apr 032015
 
Rubber Chicken A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening.

Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter.

When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.

The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.

So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed, and…. finds four Chinese men.

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Working The Corner

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Jan 312015
 
Rubber Chicken A married couple, down on their luck, decides to make some money by having the wife work down on the corner.

After the first day the husband picks her up and asks how she did.

“Pretty good,” she said, “I made $250.50”

“What asshole gave you $0.50?” He asked.

“All of them.”

 

 

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