A “Liberal Paradise” would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only Law Enforcement has guns.
And believe it or not, such a place does indeed exist… It’s called prison.
In other news… a Texas prison inmate was caught using a smuggled cell phone. He kept the phone hidden in his rectum with a ring tone that sounded like a fart so no one would notice. The inmate reported the reception as crappy.