Joke Of The Day: Prison Life vs Full-Time Job

Joke Of The Day: Prison Life vs Full-Time Job In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6′ X 8′ cubicle.

In prison, you get three meals a day. At work, you only get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for that one.

In prison, you get time off for good behavior. At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work, you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

In prison, you can watch TV and play games. At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison, they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work, you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison, you get your own toilet. At work, you have to share.

In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit. At work, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison, you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside, wanting to get out. At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison, you can join many programs, which you can leave at any time. At work, there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison, there are wardens who are often sadistic. At work, we have managers.

 

 

 

 

99-Year-Old Woman Gets Arrested So She Can Check It Off Her Bucket List

A 99-year-old woman in the Netherlands got the help of her local police to fulfill her longtime wish of getting arrested.

99-Year-Old Woman Gets Arrested So She Can Check It Off Her Bucket List

Attaining centenarian status might be a grandiose accomplishment for many, but 99-year-old Annie is determined to do more than that in her long life. In fact, she’s outlined an entire bucket list of everything she’d like to do before she passes, and one of the goals was to get arrested.

Fortunately, she didn’t need to commit a serious crime to make this a reality. Instead, she contacted the Nijmegen-Zuid police station and authorities were more than willing to help her dream come true.

Like a hardened criminal, Annie was handcuffed and “briefly allowed” to sit in a cell with fastened handcuffs. This occurred after officers picked her up from her home. A rare exception was made for the 99-year-old, as citizens who haven’t committed a crime aren’t ordinarily allowed to be in the cells.

The photos below perfectly encapsulate how pleased Annie was to be able to check “go to jail” off her bucket list. She clearly loves to live on the wild side and because she’s an advocate for living life to the fullest, her story has been shared on True Activist.

99-year-old Annie wanted to fulfill her life-long dream of going to jail…

99-Year-Old Woman Gets Arrested So She Can Check It Off Her Bucket List

…so contacted officials at a local police station.

99-Year-Old Woman Gets Arrested So She Can Check It Off Her Bucket List

They made her dream come true, and she was more than pleased to check the feat off her list.

 
 
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