Jun 172013
Joke Of The Day: First Child
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Jun 042013
A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child.
After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink.
The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”
Joke Of The Day: The Family Way
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May 302013
Conswelo, a Mexican maid announced to her boss, Mrs. Blanco that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, “I’m in the family way.”
The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who the father could be.
The maid replied, “Your husband and your son.”
Mrs. Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.
“Well,” Conswelo explained, “I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, ‘You are in the way’. I go to the living room to clean and your son say ‘You are in my way’. So I’m in the family way and I quit.”
Joke Of The Day: You’re Pregnant
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Jan 062013
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.”
“But that can’t be. The only men I’ve been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes.”
“Well my dear,” said the doctor, “someone in that colony is cockeyed.”
Joke Of The Day: Ten Gallon Bucket
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Dec 082012
This wife has been married for seven years and has six kids and is tired of being pregnant. So, she goes to talk to her priest, the priest tells her to go and by a ten gallon bucket and stick her feet in it of a night, she thanks him and goes off to do as he says.
Well six months later the priest sees her and sure enough she is pregnant again.
The priest asks her if she followed his instructions, she said yes but that she could not find a ten gallon bucket so she bought two five gallon buckets.