Joke Of The Day: Redneck Pregnancy

Rubber Chicken A hunky redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was going to give birth. He waited.

Later, the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys.”

The redneck said, “I’m not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney.”

The nurse replied, “You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black.”

 

 

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