Tag: Preacher
Joke Of The Day: The Long Sermon
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After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons.”Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God.”
The pastor was thrilled. “Nobody has ever said anything like that about my preaching before. Tell me why.” “Because it endured forever.”
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Joke Of The Day: Preacher’s Son
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting high time the boy gave some thought to choosing a profession.
Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy’s room and placed on his study table four objects:
1. A Bible,
2. A silver dollar,
3. A bottle of whiskey,
4. And a Playboy magazine.
“I’ll just hide behind the door,” the old preacher said to himself, “and when he comes home from school, I’ll see which object he picks up. If it’s the Bible, he’s going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he’s going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he’s going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine, he’s going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer.”
The old man waited anxiously and soon heard his son’s footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room, he spotted the objects on the table. He walked over to inspect them, looking at each for several minutes. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month’s centerfold.
“Lord have mercy!” the old preacher prayed. “He’s going into politics!”
Joke Of The Day: Now What?
A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it’s just out of his reach.
He watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell.
After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked’ “Now what?” to which the boy turned and shouted, “NOW WE RUN!!”
Joke Of The Day: The Preacher And The Cab Driver
A preacher dies, and when he gets to heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, “I don’t get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation.”
The angel says, “We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?”
The preacher says, “Once in a while someone fell asleep.”
The angel says, “Right. And when people rode in this guy’s taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!”
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