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How to peel potatoes really quickly. This simple trick show you a speedy way to peel your potatoes without using a peeler. Great if you’ve got a lot of potatoes to peel. You need to boil the potatoes, but you could try parboiling them and then putting them in the oven if you want roast potatoes, or cutting them for chips.
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam.’
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like ‘Hot Potato,’ and would end-up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
Yam said not to worry; no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn’t get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn’t associate with those high class Maris piper, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, ‘Doritos.’
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Potato University so that when she graduated she’d really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he’s just…are you ready for this?
A COMMONTATER.
Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
A: Because he was a commentator.
Q: Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
A: He desperately wanted a scoop.
Q: What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What does an American potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
A: It’s mashing!
