Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
A: Because he was a commentator.
Q: Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
A: He desperately wanted a scoop.
Q: What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What does an American potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
A: It’s mashing!