This sounds gross, but you should pay attention.
Everybody poops. It’s a fact of life, and even if you don’t talk about it as openly as some people do, it’s important to know what your poop is telling you about your general health and wellness.
This infographic pretty much sums it all up. If you’ve ever had questions about what you see in the toilet, you should consult this handy little image.
Everyone poops. Fact. But before they do, they fart.
Anyways, like them or not, they’re here to stay. Well… hopefully not too long actually. You see, holding in your gas can be vital in some circumstances: first dates, once in a lifetime elevator pitches, second dates, epic sports moments, third dates, acceptance speeches, etc., but you can’t hold it in forever. We all know the discomfort of putting a cork in it, and the eventual relief of letting loose from the caboose.
Parents may frown and tell their kids to say “pardon me” when they shamelessly tear ass, in the hopes that when they become an adult they’ll master some restraint and no longer blow themselves around the room in mixed company. But when you first become a parent, there will be a point where you beg for farts.
When you fail in trying to bounce a burp out of your new little gas bag, you know the problem has probably travelled south. Some of us try to perform fart yoga with maneuvers like upward-facing folding chair. Some of us wax-on wax-off on their tummies to try to gently Karate out the belly bullies. Like burping, we try to fart our baby.
There is a unique helplessness you feel watching your colic-bloated baby fussing and crying, squirming around restless and tormented like an over-inflated but unhugged bagpipe.
There is no sweeter sound to a care-worn parent’s ears than the sound of a sumo wrestler going bareback down a park slide, when that sound comes from their baby’s bum. Farts can be little stinky gifts.
So they’re not so bad. Okay, sometimes they’re really bad. But they’re a part of life. Think of them as a butthole clapping. Sooooo… Good job, right?
Enjoy!
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As if a pastry shaped like a fried egg weren’t weird enough already, this Sanrio pastry vomits cream and poops chocolate. The sweet is based on the character Gudetama, an anthropomorphized egg yolk characterized by his laziness and sleepiness,
The Gudetama cartoon character comes from Sanrio, the company that brought Hello Kitty and Keroppi into your childhood. And the exploding pastry is just one feature of a larger, equally weird project: a pop-up Gudetama café occupying Hong Kong’s YATA grocery store for one month, created by Japan-based curry chain Izumi Curry. This strange, highly ‘grammable café also features Gudetama chairs and pillows, balloons, dishes, elaborate wallpaper and all kinds of meals made to look like the character.
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A little boy walks in to the kitchen one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.
“Where does poo come from?” he asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5-year-old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: “Well you know we just ate breakfast?” “Yes,” answers the boy. “Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our butts when we go to the bathroom, and that is poo.” The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: “And Tigger?” |
