Joke Of The Day: The Preacher’s Son

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Jan 082009
 

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy’s room and placed on his study table four objects:

1.. A bible.

2.. A silver dollar.

3.. A bottle of whiskey.

4.. And a Playboy magazine.

“I’ll just hide behind the door,” the old preacher said to himself. “When he comes home from school today, I’ll see which object he picks up.”

“If it’s the bible, he’s going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he’s going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he’s going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he’s going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer.”

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son’s footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month’s centerfold.

“Lord have mercy,” the old preacher disgustedly whispered. “He’s gonna run for President of The United States”

Joke Of The Day

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Jan 072009
 

The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’

The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’

The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’

The fourth surgeon chimes in, ‘You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.’

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts – the mouth and the asshole – and they are interchangeable’

Rush Limbaugh: Barbara Walters’ 10 Most Fascinating People

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Dec 072008
 

“What recession? I just choose not to participate” ~ Rush Limbaugh


Rush Limbaugh was interviewed as part of Barbara Walters’ Ten Most Fascinating People special for 2008 on ABC. Walters said “20 million people a week listen to Rush Limbaugh, the most powerful and successful conservative radio talk show host in the country.

Walters asked Rush about future Republican candidates. Rush said “I love Sarah Palin. I think Sarah Palin is the exact opposite of her mainstream media caricature.”

Aside from heavily editing Rush’s answers, a decent interview.

Hank Williams Jr. Announces Senate Run

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Nov 262008
 

This headline alone is enough to drive Liberals crazy. If you want to see hate, watch what they try to do to Hank if he does run.

One thing is true; Hank Williams Jr. is a true American patriot. Nobody can dispute that. I would love to see him on the Senate floor when one of our hate America Liberal Senators starts bashing our country.

Hank Williams Jr. Announces Senate Run

Country music singer Hank Williams Jr. said he plans to run for the U.S. Senate as a Republican during the next primary election.

CMT.com said Williams has already talked with Sen. Lamar Alexander and former Sen. Bill Frist about his candidacy.

Williams spent time on the campaign trail this year with Republican vice presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin.

George Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation, 1789

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Nov 252008
 


George Washington’s words in this proclamation show that God was not meant to be eliminated from our government. In fact, count the number of references to God in this proclamation. How about just the first line? “Whereas, it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and to humbly implore His protection and favor.” Let’s see… there are one, two, three, four references in just that first clause alone. This great country was obviously established by real men of wisdom who believed that God is the ultimate giver of all freedoms.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

Whereas it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor; and Whereas both Houses of Congress have, by their joint committee, requested me “to recommend to the people of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer, to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness:”

Now, therefore, I do recommend and assign Thursday, the 26th day of November next, to be devoted by the people of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being who is the beneficent author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be; that we may then all unite in rendering unto Him our sincere and humble thanks for His kind care and protection of the people of this country previous to their becoming a nation; for the signal and manifold mercies and the favorable interpositions of His providence in the course and conclusion of the late war; for the great degree of tranquility, union, and plenty which we have since enjoyed; for the peaceable and rational manner in which we have been enable to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national one now lately instituted’ for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed, and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and, in general, for all the great and various favors which He has been pleased to confer upon us.

And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech Him to pardon our national and other transgressions; to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually; to render our National Government a blessing to all the people by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed; to protect and guide all sovereigns and nations (especially such as have show kindness to us), and to bless them with good governments, peace, and concord; to promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the increase of science among them and us; and, generally to grant unto all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as He alone knows to be best.

Given under my hand, at the city of New York,

the 3d day of October, AD 1789

George Washington

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