Q: Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
Tag: Polish
Joke Of The Day: Last Lunch
Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building.
The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, “Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself.”
The second worker is Hispanic. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, ” Oh, no, if I have to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself.”
The third worker is Polish. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, “Oh, no, if I have to eat polish sausage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself.”
The next day the Italian looks in his lunch box, sees a bowl of spaghetti. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
Then the Hispanic worker looks in his lunch box, sees 2 tacos. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
Finally the Polish worker looks in his lunch box, sees a polish sausage sandwich. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
At the funeral for the three workers the Italian workers wife is sobbing out of control and cries,” Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed him a different lunch!”
The Hispanics wife is also sobbing out of control and cries,” Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed my husband a different lunch!”
The Polish workers wife isn’t crying at all so the other two wives confront her.
“Don’t look at me,” she exclaims, “He packs his own lunch!”
Joke Of The Day
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, “Hey, I got this great Polish Joke…”
The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: “Before you go telling that joke you better know that I’m Polish, both bouncers are Polish and so are most of my customers”
“Okay” says the customer,”I’ll tell it very slowly.”
Joke Of The Day
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
“I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not.”
His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says ‘Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen!’ you hit her with the shovel!”
Joke Of The Day
A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”
The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or If I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
“Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or If I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked For some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”
The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”
The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”
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