Tag: Police
Joke Of The Day
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop.
“I juggle them in my act.”
“Oh, yeah? Says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
“Wow” says the passer-by. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!
Thought For The Day
1. Piss on a Crucifix, and they’ll call you an “Artist”;
2. Piss on the American Flag, and they’ll call you a Freedom of Speech “Constitutionalist”;
3. Piss on a Police Car, and they’ll call you an Occupy Wall Street “Freedom Lovin’ 99 percenter”;
4. Piss on a Taliban piece of shit that just tried to kill you with an IED, and the Obama administration will try to prosecute and send you to prison.”
I stand with Congressman Allen West, quote, “If you haven’t been there shut your mouth.” War is Hell!! Hope the politicians hear that.
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