The Future Of 911 Calls

A parody… or a future reality?

In the mind of a liberal, racist police officers are intentionally targeting and murdering unarmed, innocent black men. Despite the fact that this is a leftist race myth, they have devised a solution to the imaginary problem. First, America must disarm police. This has been proposed by both liberal filmmaker Michael Moore and liberal MSNBC host Ed Schultz. People fear what they don’t understand. For the Left, this means guns. Second, the race of police officers must be correctly proportional to the local population. Obama claims there’s “no question” that black men are disproportionately targeted by racist police. Everything must be become correctly proportional. This is hilariously illustrated in the video by the woman who claims the suspects’ race must be identified so she can send police officers whose race is correctly proportional.

The liberal dream to “fundamentally transform America” is certainly a scary one.

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The Future Of 911 Calls

 

Joke Of The Day: Two Prostitutes

Rubber Chicken Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes — $50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: Jesus Saves

One of the prostitutes asks the officer, “How come you don’t stop them?!”

“Well, that’s a little different,” the officer smiled. “Their sign pertains to religion.”

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter — $50.00

 

 

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