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Tag: Plastic Surgery
Joke Of The Day: The Knob
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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob”, where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted “The Knob.” Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young-looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems: “I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.” The doctor looked at her closely and said,” Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.” She said, “Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.
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Joke Of The Day: The Knob
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Judi went to her plastic surgeon, Dr. Justin Bartlett, to see if he could fix her sagging face.
He said “We can do a regular face-lift or the new type called the knob. That involves putting a knob under your hair and when you notice a wrinkle you turn the knob and it pulls up the skin.” Judi opted for the knob. The surgery was a success and she looked 15 years younger. When ever she noticed a wrinkle she gave it a turn and the wrinkle was gone. After about 8 years Judi noticed bags under her eyes. She went back to Justin’s office and he said “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.” Judi said “Well that explains the goatee.” |
Joke Of The Day: Skin Transplant
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to come from his rear end.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.
She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”
“My darling,” he replied,” think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
Joke Of The Day
Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
Hillary Clinton said, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”
Michelle Obama responded, “Oh, that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!”
“Whoa,” replied Hillary. “I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”
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