Tag: Pirates

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”

“Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook”? “Well”, replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.”

“Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch”? “Aye, I remember that day well. You see, A seagull dropping fell into my eye,” replied the pirate.

“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?,” the sailor asked incredulously. “Well,” said the pirate, “it was my first day with my hook.”

It was a very exciting busy saturday night at the Pirate bar. The place was packed with Pirates, in comes one Pirate with a peg leg, hook for a hand, and a patch on one eye.

One Pirate ask him, “matie what happen to you leg” the Pirate responds, “me leg got blown off while serving with Captain Hook and me put a peg in its place”.

Another Pirate ask, “matie what happen to you hand”, the Pirate responds, “me hand got cut off while serving with Blackbeard and me put a hook in its place”.

Another Pirate ask, “matie what happen to you eye”, the Pirate responds ” seagull crapped in me eye and it was me first day with the hook”.