Joke Of The Day

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you’ve learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST.”

So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn’t exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.

Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades … and to the amazement of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.

His answer to the question: “What chair?”

Rules of Life

1. Life is not fair, get used to it.

2. The world will not care about your self esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

3. You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school.
You won’t be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both.

4. If you think your teacher was tough, wait until you get a boss who doesn’t have tenure.

5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity, your grandparents had a different word for it:opportunity.

6. If you mess up, it’s not your parent’s fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes.

7. Before you were born your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way paying bills, cleaning clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.

8. Television is not real life, in real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop for a job.

9. Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.

Chinese Philosophy

How True! Chinese Philosophy

When without money, keep pigs;
When have money, keep dogs.

When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.

When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.

When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

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