The Pope took a Liberal philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake.
As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away.
The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to the boat.
The next day at the university, a colleague asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope.
“It was okay, but would you believe that guy can’t swim?”
An interview with God..
Man: What surprises you most about human kind?
God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money, and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present, nor the future.
They live as if they will never die and die as though they had never lived.
