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Joke Of The Day: Three Choices
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A man was involved in a terrible accident which left his member mangled and torn from his body.
The doctor assured him that modern medicine did make it possible for his manhood to be rebuilt, but since it was considered cosmetic surgery, his ObamaCare would not cover the surgery. On hearing this, the man asked the doctor what the cost would be. “You have three choices,” replied the doctor. “$4,000 for small, $7,000 for medium, and $15,000 for large.” The man appeared pleased with this news, but couldn’t decide whether he wanted the medium or the large. The doctor suggested that since the decision also affected the man’s wife, he talk it over with her privately before making a final decision. The doctor then left the room to give the man some privacy while he phoned his wife to explain the options. When the doctor returned to the room, he found the man looking very depressed and staring into space. “Have you and your wife reached a decision?” the doctor asked. “Yes,” the man replied, sounding very dejected. “After discussing it, my wife has decided she’d rather remodel the kitchen.” |
Joke Of The Day: Mirror, Mirror
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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four”. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: “Mirror mirror on the door, make my “manhood” touch the floor!”. Again, there’s a bright flash and both his legs fall off. |
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