Joke Of The Day: Co-Pilots

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Apr 222015
 
Rubber Chicken An Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.

It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, ‘I don’t like Chinese.’

‘No rike Chinese?’ asks the co-pilot, ‘why not?’

‘You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!’

‘No, no’, the co-pilot protests, ‘Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.’

‘Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese … doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!’

There’s a few minutes of silence. ‘I no rike Jews!’ the co-pilot suddenly announces.

‘Oh yeah, why not?’ asks the captain.

‘Jews sink Titanic!’ says the co-pilot.

‘What? You’re insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!’ exclaims the captain, ‘It was an iceberg!’

Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, … all the same.

 

 

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Jan 082012
 

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.

“Owch!” the Chinese man says. “What was that for?”

“That was for Pearl Harbor,” the Jewish man says.

“But I’m Chinese!”

“Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” And the Jewish man sits back down.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.

“Ouch!” the Jewish man says. “What was that for?”

“That was for the Titanic,” the Chinese man says.

“But that was an iceberg!”

“Ice berg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?”

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