Jokes Joke Of The Day: An Elephant And A Parrot May 5, 2013March 13, 2013 gags Q: What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a parrot? A: Something that tells you everything it remembers.
Riddles Random Riddle: 3-13-2013 March 13, 2013January 22, 2013 gags Hold your mouse over for the answer. A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.” A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn’t say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
Jokes Joke Of The Day: Barack Hussein Obama Walks Into A Bar February 15, 2013December 30, 2012 gags Barack Hussein Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder… the bartender looks up and says “Where the hell did you get that thing?” The Parrot replies “Over in Africa, there’s millions of them!”
Jokes Joke Of The Day December 24, 2011September 9, 2012 gags Barack Hussein Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says “Where the hell did you get that thing?” The Parrot replies “Over in Africa, there’s millions of them.”