Q: What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a parrot?
A: Something that tells you everything it remembers.
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”
A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn’t say a word.
He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?