Tag: Parrots
Joke Of The Day: The Very Special Parrot!
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A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.
So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The sales guy brought the man to a parrot in the back. “Now this is the perfect pet for your wife, Chet is an very special animal” the salesman said. “What makes him so special?” the man asked. The salesman took a lighter from his pocket and held it under the Chet’s right foot, and Chet started to sing “Jingle bells, jingle bells..” and then the salesman held the lighter under is left foot and Chet started to sing “Deck the halls…” So the man asked, “What happens if you hold the lighter between his feet?” “Well I don’t know” answered the salesman. So he holds the lighter between the parrot’s legs and instantly Chet began to sing… “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire…”
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Joke Of The Day: Who Is The Boss?
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A guy is doing some handyman work at a house. Across the room is a large gray parrot on a perch. The family dog comes into the room and jumps up on the couch. The parrot says, “Get off the couch!” and the dog jumps down immediately.
A small child comes into the room with toys and the parrot says, “Go to your room!” and the child picks up his toys leaves without hesitation. The guy turns to the parrot and says, “I’ve never seen anything like that before.’ The parrot looks at the guy and says, “Get back to work!”
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