Tag: Oprah Winfrey
Joke Of The Day
Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama’s private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’ Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.’ Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, ‘Such big-shots back there. Sh!t I could throw all of their arsses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.’
The Gospel According to Oprah
What is it? It congregates daily in the middle of the afternoon, and millions of Christians faithfully attend. The answer: The Church of Oprah.
Oprah has smoothly and artfully packaged a new age kind of me first spirituality for years. It’s all about personal fulfillment and whatever makes you feel happy because you are your own God. In all actuality Oprah is just another Hollywood self-absorbed false prophet and may be the largest and most influential cult leader in America today.
To paraphrase Oprah’s reason for this new age psychobabble: “I heard something about God from the Bible that I didn’t like, so I decided to create my own God.”
One thing to keep this in mind, as you watch this video, Oprah argues that there are a million ways to salvation, although she berates the Christian stress upon Jesus.
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