Joke Of The Day: Contemporary Painting

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Feb 112013
 

Rubber ChickenA tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.

“What on earth,” she inquired of the artist standing nearby, “is that?”

He smiled condescendingly. “That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.”

“Well, then,” snapped the little old lady, “why isn’t it?”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: When I Was Your Age

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Oct 142012
 

Rubber ChickenOne day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing.

The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips.

They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, “When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree.”

So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started.

“Of course,” added the grandpa, “when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall.”