Advice From The Elderly To The Young

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Jan 232015
 

Advice From The Elderly To The YoungFrom all over the world, older people offer words of wisdom to the young.

If you could say ONE thing to a young person…

 

Youtube personality Freddy Fairhair recruited his followers all over the world to ask elderly people the question of all questions: “If you could say one thing to the younger people, what would that be?”

In total, Faihair and his followers were able to ask enough seniors to equal 3,500 years of life experience. The wisdom they recorded is priceless.

Here are a few of my personal favorites:

“Be true.”

“Without character, you will not succeed.”

“Forget the money.”

“You are unique. There’s never been anyone like you before, and there will never be anyone like you again. Become that uniqueness.”

“Care for others, instead of being a person who only takes benefits from others.”

“Slow down. There’s more to life than picking up speed.”

“The best currency that you can spend freely and always get much more than you put in is LOVE.”

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What is Aging?

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Jan 212015
 

Why do we grow old? Integrative Biologist Joao Pedro de Magalhaes explains what aging is and how we can extend our lifespan.

You don’t have to get older. There’s a traditional alternative, but it’s unpleasant.

Aging may appear to be inevitable, but Dr. João Pedro de Magalhães, a biologist at the University of Liverpool, disputes that. He’s devoted his scholarly life to studying the process of aging.

The artists behind Ph.D. Comics, a funny webcomic about the graduate school lifestyle, produced this video. They illustrate a talk by Dr. Magalhães on the subject of aging. What is the process of aging at the cellular level? We don’t know for sure, but Dr. Magalhães explains three major hypotheses. He also describes what we may be able to learn from age-resistant animals, such as the naked mole rat.

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Joke Of The Day: The Nursing Home

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Jan 192015
 
Rubber Chicken Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair. She loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. ‘STOP!,’ he shouted in a firm voice. ‘Have you got a license for that thing?’

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. ‘OK’ he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted ‘STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?’ Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said ‘On your way, Ma’am.’

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his ‘You-Know- What’ in his hand.

‘Oh, good grief,’ yelled Ethel… ‘Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!’

 

 

The World’s Easiest Quiz

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Jan 182015
 

The World's Easiest QuizThis is The World’s Easiest Quiz. You only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.

1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI’s first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below…
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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI’s first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

What do you mean, you failed?