Joke Of The Day: Never Felt Better

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Jan 022018
 
Joke Of The Day: Never Felt Better A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, ‘bang, bang’ and the beaver fell dead.What do you think of that?”

The 90-year-old said, “I’d say somebody else shot that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

 

 

 

 

Why Is Your Grandma So Short?

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Dec 162017
 

The scientific reason of why Grandmas are so short.

Nutrition during the first few years of life has a huge impact on adult height, and since nutrition has been getting better over time, humanity – including your family – is getting taller.

 
 
 

Joke Of The Day: $10 Is $10

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Nov 272017
 
Joke Of The Day: $10 Is $10 Every year they’d attend the county fair and every year Earl would look at Peggy and say, “Look at those planes! I’d love to ride one of those planes..”

And every year Peggy would reply, “Yeah, but it costs $10, and $10 is $10!”

Finally, the year came for Earl’s 75th birthday. They go to the fair and again, Earl exclaims “Look at those planes! I’d love to ride one of those planes..”

To which Peggy again replied, Yeah, but $10 is $10.”

The pilot overheard the exchange and chimed in, “Listen, I’ll give you both a ride, and if you don’t say a word or scream during the entire ride, the ride is free. But if you do, you will owe me $20 for the ride.”

Earl got so excited about his opportunity and both he and Peggy hopped on the plane. The pilot pulled out all the tricks. Barrel roles, loops, corkscrews, everything he could to get some kind of noise, but they were quiet the whole ride.

Finally, they landed and the pilot said, “I can’t believe you two didn’t make a sound!”

Earl said to the pilot, “I was going to say something when Peggy fell out, but $10 is $10.”

 

 

 

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